This private boat day is pure payoff. You get a private yacht-style cruise around Puerto Vallarta and the Bay of Banderas, then add beach time at Playa Chica Locca. I like how the whole thing is built around comfort and fun, with brand-name cocktails and snacks that keep the momentum going.

Two stops do the heavy lifting. You’ll cruise the coastline, then you’ll have a dedicated break on a boat-access-only beach for relaxation and swimming. One thing to consider: the specific yacht you end up on can differ from the photos you might see online, even if the experience stays just as packed with amenities.

Key highlights at a glance

• 4 hours on the water with a private-group setup, up to 15 people
• Unlimited brand-name open bar plus soft drinks and juices, served onboard
• Fresh ceviche, guacamole, and chips as part of the food plan
• Water toys included, including snorkel gear, kayaks, paddle boards, and water mattresses/tubes
• Playa Chica Locca time (2 hours) on a beach that’s reached by boat
• A standout crew vibe, with energy boosted by staff like Ricky in the microphone moments

Why this private “Limousine of the Sea” works in Puerto Vallarta

Puerto Vallarta is great for land days. But a private boat day turns the dial from sightseeing to full-on vacation mode. This tour is designed for groups who want time on the water without negotiating schedules, chasing taxis, or worrying about what to do next.

The yacht setup is meant to feel like a floating party without the stress. You have sun decks, plenty to do, and drinks that show up when you want them. And because it’s private, you’re not stuck waiting for other groups to finish a photo stop or line up for snacks.

The company running this is Chica Locca Tours, with owner Gil involved in day-to-day communication and planning help. If you’re the type who asks a lot of questions, that responsive approach matters.

Your 4-hour private cruise: coastline cruising plus a customizable Bay day

The core experience is a private cruise that wraps around the Puerto Vallarta coastline and the Bay of Banderas. The captain and crew handle the sailing and timing, while you focus on what your group wants from the day.

Here’s how the day typically reads:

You start with time on the water cruising the bay. Then the plan includes a stop at Puerto Vallarta for your private boat tour option, where you can customize where to visit within Bahia de Banderas. After that comes beach time at Playa Chica Locca, set for 2 hours.

What’s valuable here is flexibility. You’re not locked into one fixed route the way you are with a basic group cruise. If your group wants more chill time for swimming, or more cruising time for views, this private format is built to let you shape the flow.

The open bar setup: what you’ll actually get onboard

The big reason people book this is simple: the open bar is a true part of the experience, not an afterthought. Drinks are included with an open bar described as brand name, so you’re not limited to beer and basic mixers only.

The listed options include water, coffee, juices, sodas, mineral water, and mixed drinks like pina colada, plus beer, wine, tequila, and champagne. That mix matters because it covers everyone in your group, from kids and non-drinkers who still want soda and juice, to the people who want tequila cocktails or a glass of wine.

Food works the same way, included and served as part of the day rather than something you have to hunt down. You’ll get freshly made ceviche and guacamole, served with blue corn chips. It’s the kind of snack that pairs perfectly with a bay cruise because it doesn’t feel heavy, but it still tastes like Mexico.

Fresh ceviche and guacamole: why this food stop is more than snacks

On a boat, food can be either “nice” or genuinely satisfying. Here, it’s the second one. Ceviche and guacamole tend to be crowd-pleasers, but the key is that it’s described as freshly made and included as part of the onboard snacks.

In practice, that means your group isn’t waiting for a restaurant lunch. You’re already moving, already in water-shoe mode, and you can eat without breaking the day’s rhythm. Even if you’re spending most of your time in and out of the water, you’re still covered with real food.

And if you’re planning a celebration, this kind of included food matters. It’s one less thing to organize, one less thing to pay for twice, and it keeps people together. The day feels like one event, not a chain of separate logistics.

Water time, without the “bring your own stuff” headache

This tour is heavy on included water activities. You get snorkel equipment, plus kayaks and paddle boards. There are also water mattress and water tube options, which are ideal for lighter floating and family-friendly fun.

That matters because it removes the usual friction of beach or boat days. You don’t have to rent gear, hunt for a place to pick things up, or worry you brought the wrong mask size. You can just get in the water.

Some onboard details can go beyond the core list, based on past experiences people described, including a bigger “play deck” feeling with water toys and slide-like fun when conditions allow. You’ll also find staff checking on drink orders in the water, which helps the vibe stay relaxed instead of turning into self-serve chaos.

If your group wants options, this is the kind of plan where you can split roles. A few people paddle board while others snorkel. Others just float and take photos. The boat setup keeps it all close.

Playa Chica Locca: two hours of boat-access beach time

The second major element is Playa Chica Locca. This is positioned as an exclusive beach experience that you reach by boat, and the included time is 2 hours.

That boat-access detail is the point. It turns a beach stop into a break from the usual crowds you’d run into on a land route. The vibe described here is “barefoot luxury meets wild nature,” which in real life usually means you get something that feels more private and less urban.

It’s also practical. Two hours is long enough to swim, stretch out, take a few beach photos, and eat a little more if you’re still hungry from the cruise. It’s not so long that you lose the sailing fun and turn the day into a beach day that drags.

Meeting point basics: how to avoid the usual Puerto Vallarta scramble

A private boat tour is awesome, until you show up late or confused. Here, planning the meeting point is required before you submit your reservation. Hotel pickup and drop-off are not included.

So you’ll want to handle one thing early: decide exactly where your group meets. If you need a different meeting point or help finding affordable transport to get there, you can request assistance from Gil, the owner.

Two other details worth noting:

You’ll use a mobile ticket. And the tour confirms within 48 hours of booking, subject to availability.

Near public transportation is listed as a benefit, which helps if you’re not coming with a car or if you want a simple way to get to your start point.

Who this is best for (and what kind of group will love it most)

This tour is built for groups who want a “together” day. Up to 15 people is a sweet spot: large enough for a proper party vibe, small enough that you’re not fighting crowds for space.

From past celebration-style bookings, it’s especially popular for wedding-week fun like pre-wedding boat parties and group hangs after ceremonies. If you’re bringing friends and family, the included open bar and food make it feel like everyone got a good deal, not just the organizers.

It’s also a strong match for:

• Couples who want a private day with minimal hassle
• Families with kids who want safe, floaty water options like tubes and water mattresses
• Groups who care more about the experience than the destination shopping

If you’re traveling solo or as a small duo, the price is per group, not per person, so value depends on how many people you can bring along.

Price and value: what $6,455 per group really means

The price is $6,455.00 per group, up to 15 people, for about 4 hours. That sounds high until you break it down.

If you fill the group with 15 people, the cost is roughly $430 per person. If you book with 10 people, it’s roughly $646 per person. So the value gets better the more you pack the boat.

Why is that still worth considering? Because included costs stack up quickly:

• Unlimited open bar for the entire group
• Fresh ceviche and guacamole with chips
• Snorkel gear, kayaks, paddle boards, and water mattress/tube
• Landing and facility fees included

In other words, you’re paying for a private, all-in-one water day. If you were to pay separately for a private boat, drinks, meals, and water rentals, the totals usually creep into the same range fast.

One more value factor is energy. When drinks, snacks, and activities are handled in a tight loop onboard, the day stays fun without you having to manage it every 15 minutes.

The one catch: the yacht may differ from the online photos

This is the consideration that matters most for expectations. People have reported that the boat they received did not perfectly match the photos listed online.

The good news is that the experience was still described as massive and beautiful, with everything needed onboard. So treat the photos as “style and setup,” not as a guarantee of the exact model you will get.

If you’re the type who hates surprises, this is the one place to slow down and ask questions. Still, most of what you care about, open bar, food, and the water activities, is built into how the day is run.

Should you book it, or keep looking?

Book this if you want a private 4-hour group day in Puerto Vallarta that mixes cruising, a proper all-inclusive drink plan, and easy water activities. It’s a strong pick for celebrations, friend groups, and families who want a stress-light day where the crew handles the flow.

You should think twice if:

• You’re booking with a small group and can’t reach the best per-person value
• You have strict expectations about the exact yacht look matching online photos

My practical advice: confirm your meeting point clearly before you go, arrive on time, and plan your group so everyone can share the cost. If you do that, you’ll spend the day enjoying the bay, not solving logistics.

FAQ

How long is the Mega Yacht Limousine of the Sea 1 tour?

The duration is about 4 hours.

What is the price and group size limit?

The price is $6,455.00 per group, up to 15 people.

Is hotel pickup included?

No. Hotel pickup and drop-off are not included.

Is this a private tour?

Yes. This is a private tour/activity, and only your group participates.

What drinks are included in the open bar?

The open bar includes items like water, coffee, juices, sodas, mineral water, pina colada, margaritas, beer, wine, tequila, and champagne, depending on what you choose.

What food is included onboard?

Snacks include freshly made ceviche and guacamole, plus blue corn chips.

Are snorkel and water activities included?

Yes. Snorkel equipment, kayaks, paddle boards, water mattresses, and water tubes are included.

If plans change, can I get a refund?

No. This experience is non-refundable and cannot be changed for any reason.